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Urgent Recall Notice

*Urgent Recall Notice:

The Maker of all Human Beings is recalling all units manufactured,
regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and
central component of the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the
original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the
reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units.

This defect has been technically termed “Subsequential Internal
Non-Morality,” or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily
expressed.

Some symptoms include:

1. Loss of direction

2. Foul vocal emissions

3. Amnesia of origin

4. Lack of peace and joy

5. Selfish or violent behavior

6. Depression or confusion in the mental component

7. Fearfulness

8. Idolatry

9. Rebellion

- The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is
providing factory-authorized repair and service free of
charge to correct this SIN defect.

- The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs.

- There is no additional fee required.

- The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.

- Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE Procedure.

-
Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the
heart component.  No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus
will replace it with:

1. Love

2. Joy

3. Peace

4. Patience

5. Kindness

6. Goodness

7. Faithfulness

8. Gentleness

9. Self control

Please
see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers’ Instructions
Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING:
Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any
manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too
numerous to list, and will eventually result in the human unit being
permanently impounded.

- For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

DANGER:
The human being units never responding to this recall action will have
to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to
enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention!

Nintendo: The Old School Revolution

Innocence is dead. Let the revolution begin.

Netflix has a glitch

Apparently since I like films based on comic books I should like Happy Feet.

The closest this even gets to my interest is that I like Linux and the mascot for Linux is a penguin. But I don’t think Netflix rates OS’s now.